Birthdays are the perfect excuse to roast your friends—lovingly, of course! If you’re looking for the perfect mix of humor, sarcasm, and affection, these birthday troll messages will make your friend laugh, groan, and maybe even shed a happy tear.
Whether you’re reminiscing about embarrassing moments or playfully predicting their future, these wishes strike the right balance between funny and heartfelt. After all, what’s a birthday without a little friendly teasing? Let’s dive into the best troll-worthy birthday messages for your favorite people!
30 Birthday Troll Wishes for Your Amazing (But Slightly Ridiculous) Friend
Happy Birthday! Another year older, but let’s be honest—you’re still the same goofball I love. May your cake be sweet, your presents be plenty, and your memory be sharp enough to remember where you left your keys!
Congrats on surviving another year! I’m proud of you for adulting (sort of). Here’s to more questionable life choices and endless laughter together!
Happy Birthday, you ancient relic! Don’t worry, age is just a number… a very high, very concerning number. But hey, at least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year!
Wow, you made it another year! I’d say you’re like fine wine, but let’s be real—you’re more like expired milk: weirdly lovable but slightly questionable.
Happy Birthday to my favorite disaster! You’re the reason I believe in miracles—how else do you keep surviving your own decisions?
Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast! You’re not getting older, just more… seasoned. Like a well-used frying pan.
Happy Birthday, you magnificent mess! Life would be boring without your chaotic energy. Here’s to another year of questionable life hacks and unforgettable memories!
Congrats on leveling up in life! Too bad there’s no cheat code to skip wrinkles and responsibilities.
Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re just… historically significant. Like a museum exhibit but with better dance moves.
Another year, another excuse to pretend you have your life together! Don’t worry, I’ll keep your secrets safe… unless cake is involved.
Happy Birthday to the person who still laughs at their own jokes! Never change—your delusion is what makes you special.
You’re not aging, you’re just increasing in value! Like a rare Pokémon card… but with more back pain.
Happy Birthday, my partner in crime! Thanks for always being the Watson to my Sherlock (or the Scooby to my Shaggy, depending on the day).
Another trip around the sun! At this point, you’re basically a seasoned astronaut. Too bad gravity still hits you hard after one drink.
Happy Birthday to the only person who can turn a simple grocery trip into an adventure! May your cart always be full—both with snacks and questionable decisions.
Congrats on surviving another year of my friendship! It’s not easy, but someone’s gotta do it.
Happy Birthday, you beautiful disaster! You’re proof that chaos can be adorable.
You’re not old, you’re just… retro! Like a vintage meme, but with better hair (hopefully).
Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate the fact that you’ve somehow avoided being cancelled so far.
Another year, another excuse to wear pajamas all day! You’re not lazy, you’re just… energy efficient.
Happy Birthday to the human equivalent of a “Check Engine” light! Somehow, you keep going despite all the warning signs.
Congrats on being the only person who laughs at my terrible jokes! That’s true friendship right there.
Happy Birthday, you absolute legend! Most people peak in high school, but you? You’re still out here setting the bar low—and we love you for it.
Another year, another excuse to eat your weight in cake! Don’t worry, I won’t judge… much.
Happy Birthday to my favorite hot mess express! Life’s a rollercoaster, and I’m glad I’m riding it with you.
You’re not getting older, just more… flammable. Wait, that doesn’t sound right.
Happy Birthday! May your Wi-Fi be strong, your naps be long, and your responsibilities be forgotten.
Congrats on another year of pretending to adult! You’re doing great… ish.
Happy Birthday to the person who still thinks “adulting” is optional! Never change.
Last but not least—Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! Life’s too short to be normal, and you’re living proof.
Birthdays come and go, but friends like you make every year worth celebrating—even if we have to tease you a little along the way. Here’s to more laughter, more memories, and more ridiculous adventures together. Happy Birthday, you wonderful, slightly dysfunctional human! 🎉